Shout out to the bangers and the hoes who hang at the plant. This place smells like coffee and has light wood fixtures all over, making for a light airy feeling in the spacious confines.
The stupid machine makes non-folger-like coffee, much to my chagrin, as I like to drink water that has the consistency of a depression era cafeteria toilet. I used my credit card which allowed me to be charged less for a "regular" cup of joe.
The clerk told me not to order the wheatgrass, which I did. It tasted like peas meshed with moldy corn.
If I had liked any of these things I probably would have at least four and half starred, so tough sh#t you philistines.
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